So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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