Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
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