it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
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There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
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You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Your penis caused this!
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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