this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
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dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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