ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
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This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
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Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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