I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
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I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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