I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
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Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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