try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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