no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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