Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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