This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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