question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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