they need to just BURY HIM!
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
whose parrot is this?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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