So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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