This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
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we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
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I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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