need another drink. this is the easiest way
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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