you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
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I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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