Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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