Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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