Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
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