I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Small penises have feelings too.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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