stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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