its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
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yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
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Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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