Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
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She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
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I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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