garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
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Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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