I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
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Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
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We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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