I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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