You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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