are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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