i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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