So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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