Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize