lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
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Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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