just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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