you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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