do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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