You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
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Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
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I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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