How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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