there's paper in my vomit.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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