It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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