Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
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It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
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there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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