so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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