I can't watch pbs sober anymore
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
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I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
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I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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