North Korea, Best Korea!
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
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Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
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Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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