Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
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He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I need water and some morals
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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