I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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