This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
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You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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