i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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