she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
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you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
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I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
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I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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