I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
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I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
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I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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