Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
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There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
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WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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