it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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