dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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