love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
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