Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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