I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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